Don invites you. . . . .

               (* open card*)

To a B.Y.O.B party (Bring Your Own Babe)

Dope
adj. more pretty than usual.
"Someone dosed her drink and now she's Dope."

it has been 10 whole days since my last update.  well i spent 2 days in the old cell block hotel.  it is very ciold there.  hmm well i took a dump on my neighbors lawn, so i guess thats what made me do the time.  i wouldve blamed it on my dog... but my shit is a huge as horse shit.  i broke a hole in one of my socks.  hmm.

so today i ripped the training wheels off of my neighbors bikes.  (well the ones that leave thier bikes outside, or their garage doors opend)  haha SEE IF THEY CAN RIDE AROUND W?WHEELS NOW BITCHES! THATS WHAT U DAM BASTARDS GET FOR KEYING MY CAR! YA HERRD? i dont know exactially what i will do with the wheels but wonce i think of an idea ill tell you.  on second thought give me ideas.

oh and each day i will give you the "teen slang" meaning of a word.  so to start off ill do aardvark.

aardvark
v. to spoil someone or something.
"Shh, Billy, I'm trying to aardvark."

what word should i use 2morow?!  COMMENTS OR NO UPDATE!

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i gaind 3 pounds in the last month.  this is so screwing my 'the biggest loser' diet.  BLAHHHHHHHHH

ANY DIETING TIPS????? PLEASE LEAVE!  AND DONT SAY EXCERSIZE CUZ U KNOW HOW FUCKING GODDAM LAZY I AM!

so well yeah nothing much has happened since my last post.

except my neighbor reported me for 'watering my flowers nude'  ok IT WAS REFRESHING!!!!  well um East goshen township wrote me a letter here goes nothin...

"Dear Mister/Misses Vincent Margera,
                     there has been quite a few complaints coming about your naighborhood that you are revealing too much of your bodt for the kids to handle in your neighborhood periodically throughout the summer while 'watering the flowers.'. please for your safety take it inside.  may we suggest inside plants?.  there have also been a few reports about you streaking in the middle of the night.  if one more is reported then well have to take this matter into the cops hands.  thank you for your understanding.
                 Sincerely,
                       East Goshen Township.

wel i never got this letter till like 10 days after, cusz my mail was all screwed up from the trip. (who knew that the mailman didnt know i was home?!?)  so and anyway i went streaking, and umm well i had a perfectly good GOOD reason.  i was drunck.  the cop asked if i was drunck (currently i guess)  but he let me off w/a warning.  im thinking of buying a greenhouse so you know u can water them nude but be inside.  ever since i stopped watering the flowers (cuz i can only be in the nude when watering)  my plants are ugly.  THEY YELL AT ME< WELL ILL UGLY WEST CHESTER BITCHESSS WHAHAHAHAHA

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